i would punch a child for taco bell
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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