Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
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Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
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My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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