I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
