I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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