I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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