Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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