his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
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Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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