we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
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It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
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How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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