I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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