I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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