Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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