PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
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Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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