Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
