fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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