Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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