I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
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I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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