why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
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Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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