She is in my trunk
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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