Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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