I have demons in me.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
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And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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