lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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