how can u be prego again
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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