Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
