If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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