Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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