True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
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Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
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If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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