i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
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I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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