We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Randomize
