The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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