PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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