And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
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who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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