Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
she looked like the before picture.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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