i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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