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just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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