So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Too much gin, very little bucket
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Randomize
