I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
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Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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