Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
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Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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