they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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