before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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