she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
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Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
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Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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