Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
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