She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
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Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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