Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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