i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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