did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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