yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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