if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
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I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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