Fine. I'll sleep in my office
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
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Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
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1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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