just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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