its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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