Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
