This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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